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LLC “Lynx in Magpies” is not a news organization, and any similarities to one are an optical illusion and deception on the part of third parties (second and fourth parties, as a rule, tell the truth and do not assert the above), nor is it an LLC, although our company's liability is indeed limited (see the paragraph above, but not above your head), it is not officially limited to the extent that it pays taxes for this, and the company is not officially united to the extent that it keeps all kinds of bureaucratic documentation. All members of the company play the role of “free birds,” which also limits their responsibility to heaven and earth.

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TO BETRAYERS

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Not forewarned is forearmed!

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Dear teachers, as well as their parents, grandparents, and neighbors who happen to be passing by, we are happy to welcome you to the office of LLC “Lynx in Magpies.” Teachers can familiarize themselves with the content of our website and leave reviews (only positive ones; if you have a negative review, open the “Betrayers” tab and follow the instructions). There is also an opportunity to collaborate with our editorial team: if you have the desire, free time, moral stability, and three free hands, we have vacancies for proactive people. We try to maintain a high turnover rate, because magpies love to spill water, and lynxes love to watch someone spill water.

If you have any questions for the editorial staff, the website itself, or the articles, please do not ask them, as we do not provide answers. Instead of answers, our office only issues lunch vouchers. If desired, users can join us for lunch if they are teachers and know how to hold a spoon. The invitation is valid once only and cannot be exchanged, redeemed for cash, or returned. Please bring your own chair (three-legged stools are accepted by prior arrangement only).

In the event that the tutor does find this link and reads the text presented before them, “Lynx in Magpies” urges them to refrain from critical thinking, logic, and common sense, as Lynx lacks these qualities. This website was created for the purpose of learning about our omnipresent world. We look forward to seeing you for lunch! Come on an empty stomach, as our portions are symbolic.

lynx in magpies? toes in slippers? -- our team will report about it!

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#by your house
old as the hills

The “Acho Eshto" crew dug into some yummy noodles at the ramen joint.

Eyewitness comment: “Damn, I see the guys eating noodles and eating so heartily that I even began to crave noodles from the "Pho Ouch!" noodle bar, which has rock-bottom prices and servings so large you could hang them on your ears... And the guys... Well, they're normal guys, except for the bearded guy who slurps too loudly and spits while babbling."

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#wacky occurrences
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The nomadic clan of electricians visited the Stavropol region again

#regional news
yesterday

New evidence of life in shopping malls: scientists have discovered evidence of life where it is not supposed to be

#scientists proven
before yesterday

Feathered cannibals. Chickadees began to devour their fellow creatures, or what the ban on importing lard may lead to

#animals kill
a fortnight ago

Freemasons in a Moscow shopping center: what the administration of Detsky Mir is hiding from us

#regional news
yesterday

RACKING THE BRAINS OVER YOUR NECK?

put yourself in place

Medusa bit Loch Ness Monster's butt: how the secret of Loch Ness came to light

#animal kingdom
yesterday

The nomadic clan of electricians visited the Stavropol region again

#regional news
yesterday

New evidence of life in shopping malls: scientists have discovered evidence of life where it is not supposed to be

#scientists proven
before yesterday

Feathered cannibals. Chickadees began to devour their fellow creatures, or what the ban on importing lard may lead to

#animals kill
a fortnight ago

Freemasons in a Moscow shopping center: what the administration of Detsky Mir is hiding from us

#regional news
yesterday

RACKING THE BRAINS OVER YOUR NECK?

put yourself in place

Medusa bit Loch Ness Monster's butt: how the secret of Loch Ness came to light

#animal kingdom
yesterday

The nomadic clan of electricians visited the Stavropol region again

#regional news
yesterday

New evidence of life in shopping malls: scientists have discovered evidence of life where it is not supposed to be

#scientists proven
before yesterday

Feathered cannibals. Chickadees began to devour their fellow creatures, or what the ban on importing lard may lead to

#animals kill
a fortnight ago

Freemasons in a Moscow shopping center: what the administration of Detsky Mir is hiding from us

#regional news
yesterday

RACKING THE BRAINS OVER YOUR NECK?

put yourself in place

Medusa bit Loch Ness Monster's butt: how the secret of Loch Ness came to light

#animal kingdom
yesterday

The nomadic clan of electricians visited the Stavropol region again

#regional news
yesterday

New evidence of life in shopping malls: scientists have discovered evidence of life where it is not supposed to be

#scientists proven
before yesterday

Feathered cannibals. Chickadees began to devour their fellow creatures, or what the ban on importing lard may lead to

#animals kill
a fortnight ago

Freemasons in a Moscow shopping center: what the administration of Detsky Mir is hiding from us

#regional news
yesterday

RACKING THE BRAINS OVER YOUR NECK?

put yourself in place

Medusa bit Loch Ness Monster's butt: how the secret of Loch Ness came to light

#animal kingdom
yesterday

THIS WEEK'S SENSATIONS

Carbonara with ayahuasca: is it worth it?

#food
overmorrow

WIFE LEFT BATMAN

The new season of The Bachelor with a businessman and the terror of the entire neighborhood

#unhinged
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A man in the subway is handing out pistachios from a plastic bag

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two hours ago

shaman took up shamanism

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New Yorkers set a record for the number of bites

This year, the number of bitten by resident biters has outgrown the number of bitten victims of sharks...

#the bite
ere-ereyesterday

alien in the white house

A strange visitor was spotted at a conference in the White House...

#politics
happened

THE CIVILIZATION OF THE PRAYING MANTISES GAVE HUMANITY AN ANSWER

Scientists shared the bugs' first words...

#wacky occurences
this saturday
yesterday

An angry cow attacks a girl in the city center.

The cow appeared out of nowhere and chased the poor girl all the way home. For added drama, you could add that it bit her...

always

Pigeons: government spies or drug dealers?

Have you ever seen little pigeons with backpacks? Think about it, because they...

a year ago

The overweight hedgehog began a healthy lifestyle.

The hedgehog had grown such a big belly that it couldn't curl up into a ball. The animal was forced to lose weight: it was no longer given a bowl of worms a day.

a month ago

Many people consider children to be unfriendly, but is that really the case...

A clumsy dog stuck in a tree was freed by local children.

previous century

Ghosts also use FaceApp

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burning deadline

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SHOCKING

Fir Energy Vampire of Mount Fisht

Eight students have gone missing in Adygea. Photos from their cameras shock Sergey Solevik.

#regional news
a year ago

Santa Claus' elves went on strike for overtime work

“We won't be wrapping presents in three shifts!”—the elves' union.

#regional news
this christmas

A scarab beetle has been discovered on Saturn's third ring.

Interview with the Cairo Saturnists from Kursk

#animal kingdom
yesterday

SILK ROAD FOR THE YOUTH

EXPORT OF CHEBURASHKAS AND IMPORT OF LABUBU THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY

#politics
yesterday

michael jackson is still alive

EXPERTS WARN CHILDREN TO STAY CLOSE TO THEIR PARENTS! NEW OUTBREAK OF “MOONWALK” RECORDED IN THREE CITIES

#historical figures
yesterday

Fir Energy Vampire of Mount Fisht

Eight students have gone missing in Adygea. Photos from their cameras shock Sergey Solevik.

#regional news
a year ago

Santa Claus' elves went on strike for overtime work

“We won't be wrapping presents in three shifts!”—the elves' union.

#regional news
this christmas

A scarab beetle has been discovered on Saturn's third ring.

Interview with the Cairo Saturnists from Kursk

#animal kingdom
yesterday

SILK ROAD FOR THE YOUTH

EXPORT OF CHEBURASHKAS AND IMPORT OF LABUBU THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY

#politics
yesterday

michael jackson is still alive

EXPERTS WARN CHILDREN TO STAY CLOSE TO THEIR PARENTS! NEW OUTBREAK OF “MOONWALK” RECORDED IN THREE CITIES

#historical figures
yesterday

ABOUT THE BEASTS

Gourmet wild boars stormed into the P'yaterochka store.

They came to smell the “premium” sausage: doctor's sausage, salchichon, karbanad, balyk, and much more at a 50% discount

#audacious animals
yesterday

dog sent the husband to the bottom of the earth and drowned the wife in soup.

*Well, it's not the dog's husband, it's the wife's husband. **Dogs don't get married.

#animal kingdom
in august

Dogs also wear Crocs and look delightful.

#audacious animals
yesterday

Many people consider children to be unfriendly, but is that really the case...

A clumsy dog stuck in a tree was freed by local children.

#regional news
a month ago

megamind era

Children on acne cutaneum are born with enormous foreheads. Doctors throw up their hands, schools widen doorways

yesterday
#scientists proven

Gourmet wild boars stormed into the P'yaterochka store.

They came to smell the “premium” sausage: doctor's sausage, salchichon, karbanad, balyk, and much more at a 50% discount

#audacious animals
yesterday

dog sent the husband to the bottom of the earth and drowned the wife in soup.

*Well, it's not the dog's husband, it's the wife's husband. **Dogs don't get married.

#animal kingdom
in august

Dogs also wear Crocs and look delightful.

#audacious animals
yesterday

Many people consider children to be unfriendly, but is that really the case...

A clumsy dog stuck in a tree was freed by local children.

#regional news
a month ago

megamind era

Children on acne cutaneum are born with enormous foreheads. Doctors throw up their hands, schools widen doorways

yesterday
#scientists proven

Gourmet wild boars stormed into the P'yaterochka store.

They came to smell the “premium” sausage: doctor's sausage, salchichon, karbanad, balyk, and much more at a 50% discount

#audacious animals
yesterday

dog sent the husband to the bottom of the earth and drowned the wife in soup.

*Well, it's not the dog's husband, it's the wife's husband. **Dogs don't get married.

#animal kingdom
in august

Dogs also wear Crocs and look delightful.

#audacious animals
yesterday

Many people consider children to be unfriendly, but is that really the case...

A clumsy dog stuck in a tree was freed by local children.

#regional news
a month ago

megamind era

Children on acne cutaneum are born with enormous foreheads. Doctors throw up their hands, schools widen doorways

yesterday
#scientists proven

SHAKIRA-SHAKIRA

Man escaped death thanks to his guardian angel and KFS

A resident of Vladivostok nearly died from low blood pressure, but a KFC chicken fixed everything.

#regional news
yesterday

vroom vroom and gone

We've had our fun, now it's enough. Formula 1 cars crash one after another on a rainy track.

#sport
yesterday

The devil doesn't wear Prada, he wears blackface.

#shady individuals
yesterday

Shiva was reborn in Hollywood

If you look closely at Will Smith, he's already winking at the audience with his third eye.

#mysterious
yesterday

Santa Claus is actually a cicada

If you look closely at Will Smith, he's already winking at the audience with his third eye.

#mishap
this winter

Man escaped death thanks to his guardian angel and KFS

A resident of Vladivostok nearly died from low blood pressure, but a KFC chicken fixed everything.

#regional news
yesterday

vroom vroom and gone

We've had our fun, now it's enough. Formula 1 cars crash one after another on a rainy track.

#sport
yesterday

The devil doesn't wear Prada, he wears blackface.

#shady individuals
yesterday

Shiva was reborn in Hollywood

If you look closely at Will Smith, he's already winking at the audience with his third eye.

#mysterious
yesterday

Santa Claus is actually a cicada

If you look closely at Will Smith, he's already winking at the audience with his third eye.

#mishap
this winter

NO WAYYYY!!!!

Kids are heading to monasteries. “Buddha was right.”

Тренд года---тишина, медитацияTrend of the year: silence, meditation, and no Wi-Fi и отказ от wi-fi

#scientists proven
yesterday

guinea pig converted to Christianity

The main character starred in a controversial advertising campaign for the Russian Orthodox Church...

#mishap
yesterday

On their first date, the gentleman buried the lady of his heart in his own garden

Neighbors are shocked: “We thought he was just digging up his garden.”

#nearby
yesterday

clairvoyance new trend

#paranormal
yesterday

A pot of eternal borscht will be transported to Blagoveshchensk

borscht-lovers will be able to see trucks carrying Vechny Borscht if they pass by next week...

#nearby
yesterday

Kids are heading to monasteries. “Buddha was right.”

Тренд года---тишина, медитацияTrend of the year: silence, meditation, and no Wi-Fi и отказ от wi-fi

#scientists proven
yesterday

guinea pig converted to Christianity

The main character starred in a controversial advertising campaign for the Russian Orthodox Church...

#mishap
yesterday

On their first date, the gentleman buried the lady of his heart in his own garden

Neighbors are shocked: “We thought he was just digging up his garden.”

#nearby
yesterday

clairvoyance new trend

#paranormal
yesterday

A pot of eternal borscht will be transported to Blagoveshchensk

borscht-lovers will be able to see trucks carrying Vechny Borscht if they pass by next week...

#nearby
yesterday

Kids are heading to monasteries. “Buddha was right.”

Тренд года---тишина, медитацияTrend of the year: silence, meditation, and no Wi-Fi и отказ от wi-fi

#scientists proven
yesterday

guinea pig converted to Christianity

The main character starred in a controversial advertising campaign for the Russian Orthodox Church...

#mishap
yesterday

On their first date, the gentleman buried the lady of his heart in his own garden

Neighbors are shocked: “We thought he was just digging up his garden.”

#nearby
yesterday

clairvoyance new trend

#paranormal
yesterday

A pot of eternal borscht will be transported to Blagoveshchensk

borscht-lovers will be able to see trucks carrying Vechny Borscht if they pass by next week...

#nearby
yesterday